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bugünkü telefon danışığımızda 8 bakalı aşırıb kefin pikini yaşayan yazarın, tarqovuda turistlərə vətənimizi necə tanıtdığını qulaq asırdım, yadımda qalanlardan - do you have lighter? — no, brother. - where are you from? — we are arabi. do you know arabic? - no. which country? there are lots of arabic countries. — we are from bahrain. where are you from, azerbaijan? - yes, i’m from here, baku. — good, good. - where did you visit in baku? — this is our first time, we went to deniz. - which deniz? — courtyard. - you should go to a much better one. — where? - (gbax: hovsangles). it’s los angeles of azerbaijan. — really? is it a good place? - yes, 100 percent. you should visit tomorrow. (adam telefonuna yazır) — where did you learn english? - i am working in an english-speaking company. (u: bir az osduraga basmalar:D)(u: oxford'da okuyorum, sadece yaz tatillerimi ailemle geçiriyorum) — do you know quran, arabic? - no, i’m turkish. — ohh, we will go to türkiye tomorrow. - which city? — istanbul. (bu vaxt qaqam oxuyur: istanbul not constantinople) - good, be careful, it’s a dangerous city. — every city is good, no hate zırt-pırt. - turkish are good, syrian migrants are a little dangerous. — ooh, okay okay. do you know i live in america, it is also dangerous. - yeah, it’s true. which city you are living there? — texas. - do you know (gbax: hailluicfer)? she is my sweetheart. — lucifer? no no. - she is a good person. — what? - never mind. what about (gbax: alexis texas)? — yes, I know her:)