a guy goes to the doctor and complains about his health doctor asks: -do you use any drug or alcohol? no, but i am yazar in soz6 sozluk -wow ok so no sexual activity either
three tomatoes are walking down the street; papa tomato, mama tomato and baby tomato. baby tomato starts lagging behind, and papa tomato gets really angry. goes back and squishes him and say: "ketchup". (bax: pulp fiction)
A German tourist is traveling through Poland. Customs agent at the airport: "Nationality?" German man: "German." Customs agent: "Occupation?" German man: "Oh, nein, nein, only vacation."