Nothing about the Bayeux tapestry makes sense according to any norms of art: its creators couldn’t do proper portraits or pictorial depth or landscapes or any of the sophisticated things we associate with timeless masterpieces. When they depict a church, they have to write what it is: Ecclesia. But these artists – or who knows, perhaps she was a single artist – created something so stupefying and delightful, so abundant in visual thrills, horrors and humour, it beats almost everything else ever painted or carved – let alone embroidered on a strip of linen.
And now here it is, in front of my eyes, close enough to touch if it wasn’t behind a glass screen of such high quality you never catch a reflection. The British Museum’s display of this wonder is perfect. It’s laid out in its case, the length of a gallery, which you reach after some archaeological foreplay involving armour, quotes from chronicles and info screens.
Then you see the colours of the tapestry below you from a parapet – russets, greens, yellows – after which you simply start at the beginning and follow the story rightwards. Surrounded by darkness and picked out by finely adjusted lighting, the Bayeux tapestry shines. My only quibble is the ethereal soundtrack – shouldn’t there be drums, oliphants, troubadours?
I managed a pretty satisfying eyeful in under an hour, although more than the allotted 40 minutes. This is pacy art: it hurtles along. In fact, that’s how it embraces you.
Your heart pounds with a sense of doom and destiny. This is, you realise, the greatest battle in art. It has plenty of competition.
Battles and war have engrossed artists down the millennia, from Trajan’s Column to Picasso’s Guernica, usually in scenes of hopeless chaos. So one thing that’s unique about the Bayeux tapestry, and key to its dramatic zip, is the clear and definitive nature of the battle it depicts. On 14 October 1066, Harold, recently crowned king of Anglo-Saxon England, and his army faced the newly landed forces of William, Duke of Normandy, near Hastings.
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