The Iranian regime is trying to Osama bin Laden its way out of trouble. No, I don’t mean like that. They wrote their own letter to America this week.
At 26 pages and more than 14,000 words, it’s less a letter and more a dubiously sourced thesis written by an unhinged student. But don’t worry, you can probably guess the thrust of it without reading. And we read it for you anyway.
In this newest edition of Dissected, Newsweek takes its scalpel to the IRGC’s “Open Letter to the Honorable People of the United States of America." Indeed, God does not alter the affairs of a people until they alter their own affairs. — The Holy Qur’an 13:11 Ice Cube put it better: “You better check yo' self before you wreck yo' self.” To the honorable people of the United States of America—the scholars, the students, and the members of the media. Finally, us “fake news” journalists getting some respect. I could warm to the mullahs.
But seriously, why does the list of honorable Americans only extend to people in education and the media? Have the ayatollahs met college students? We begin this letter by saluting the noble souls of God’s greatest prophets—Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, and Muhammad, may His peace and blessings be upon them all. ...despite the unprecedented acts of cruelty and violence suffered by the Iranian nation during this war, the United States and Israel have suffered a crushing defeat, while the Islamic Republic of Iran has achieved a decisive victory.
Say it with your chest; it might be more believable. Why do Iranians chant, “Death to America"? Are they hostile to the American people?
The U.S. government claims that the Islamic Revolution Guards Corps (IRGC) is a terrorist organization. How will the present war between Iran and the U.S. unfold and end? I thought you just said you’d won a decisive victory?
Extract — continue reading at the source.
